That's really not saying much. Unprofessional people who harass their clients at work? Anyone can do better than that.
[ Sorry Vanya, he misses the point because Five still doesn't think himself as anything special, look-wise. Part of that comes from growing up without looking at his own face regularly for 45 years and then not really liking what he saw when he managed to find a mirror intact. Her amused expression doesn't go unnoticed and that makes the corner of Five's lips twitch and the arm he has around her tighten a bit. ]
She's nowhere as pretty as she thinks she is and I'm very happy with the woman I am now. You'll have to protect me from the unwanted advances of irritating shop assistants. [ Or rather, she will have to convince him not to murder someone but ey, this gives him an excuse to walk around closer to Vanya. Five doesn't try to analyze why he enjoys it so much as he turns a corridor and spots the changing rooms at the far end. ]
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[ Sorry Vanya, he misses the point because Five still doesn't think himself as anything special, look-wise. Part of that comes from growing up without looking at his own face regularly for 45 years and then not really liking what he saw when he managed to find a mirror intact. Her amused expression doesn't go unnoticed and that makes the corner of Five's lips twitch and the arm he has around her tighten a bit. ]
She's nowhere as pretty as she thinks she is and I'm very happy with the woman I am now. You'll have to protect me from the unwanted advances of irritating shop assistants. [ Or rather, she will have to convince him not to murder someone but ey, this gives him an excuse to walk around closer to Vanya. Five doesn't try to analyze why he enjoys it so much as he turns a corridor and spots the changing rooms at the far end. ]